Of 1001 Life-less Ways

Phew.. exhausted after what felt like hours of extensive sleeping reading and revising for my ECO test. Well, glad it was worth it.

Anyways, two days ago was my first ever presentation after a very looong time. All i could say is that i really screwed everything all up for me and my partner. Crapping all the way non stop and lost track of time. As the result, i end up rushing my points, my partner who practiced so hard for the presentation have to rush everything too. Sorry. U know who you are.

Some of my friends presenting..

Wang Shuo and Lik Guan

Melissa and ..... lolx. forgotten her name.

After presentation.

Now for lesson 1001.

I'm not sure who or how it started, but this phrase has fast been getting the attention it deserve and everyone is using it..

" Eh, you damm no life la" or " You got life wan ah?"

So, for those who wants to fit in the crowd and be up-to-date or use this deadly phrases to kill pwn your irritating friends, read on. First, you have to know if you are one of the life-less person and how to use them. In order for you not to get embarrassed or fired back.

Actions that proves you are a lifeless person.

1. Listening to lame and dinosaurs-aged songs.
2. Eating alone.
3. Watching movies alone.
   
4. Playing DoTA or BS most of the time.
5. Irritating friends in Messenger when you have nothing better to do.
6. Sending multiple spam nudges.
7. Commenting on every little small microscopic tak-boleh-dilihat things all the time.
8. Repeating same phrases or words or discussions over and over and over again almost everyday. Worse than amnesia.
9. Having a pointless conversation.
10. Acting cute.
    
11. Writing a blog. lolx.
12. Eating as slow as an ant finishing a whole watermelon.
13. Having an outing lesser than or equivalent to 3 people.
14. Didn't catch Transformers or Spiderman 3.
15. Be-friending lifeless friends. So, get rid of them. lolx.
16. Attempting multiple suicidal attempts to cause dramatic effects.
    

If you are any of the listed above, YES, sad to tell you. You are one of the life-less person.
To further illustrate, here is an example.

Conversation between me, William and Hansen on where to have our dinner... It's a long convo.

Hansen : kfc can ??
Williamyang : dinning hall lar
Williamyang : who drive?
Hansen : u la
Williamyang : so i decide la
Hansen : can we go kfc today ?
Williamyang : dinning hall
Jian : dining hall also dunit drive la
Jian : y u decide?
Williamyang : then where ?
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : no
Jian : hansen u enuff fat already la..
Me and William arguing over lame things.
Hansen : ei kfc can ??
Williamyang : no
Williamyang : i want save money
Hansen : kfc can ?
Williamyang : no
Jian : .......
Jian : d**m u guys!
Williamyang : today we eat dinning hall
Hansen : kfc can ??
Williamyang : NO
Me and William argue again…
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : no
Continue arguing…
Williamyang : all emo l**j**o mer
Williamyang : everything tat i do, reminds of u
Williamyang : i miss you
Williamyang : when u walk away, i count the steps tat u take
Williamyang : do u c how much i need u right now
Williamyang just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang : c***i
Williamyang : p***ma
Williamyang : k**
Williamyang : f**k**s
Williamyang : can reply ar
Williamyang : c***i
Jian : -_- ||
Jian : eh can get a life ah?
Jian :damm m**k*y.
Williamyang : haizz
Williamyang : all doing wat ?
Williamyang : i feel very lonely lar
Hansen : kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen :kfc ?
Jian : lamest convo i ever had in my entire life.
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : u both emo larh
Williamyang : haizz
Jian : wasted 70 minutes of my life.
Williamyang : y u all cannot be happy like me ?
Jian : f**k u la hansen.
Jian : wats ur problem!@
Jian : damm no life!!
Hansen : kfc ??
Jian : k********************c!!!
Hansen : kfc ??
Hansen : can we go kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Me and William argue again…
Williamyang : come la kfc
Williamyang : but how u goin?
Argues continue…
Hansen : kfc can ?
Williamyang : how
Williamyang : go now la
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : c***i lar
Williamyang : want go, go now lar
Williamyang : k*n
Argues again… sigh
Williamyang : ppl got no life, only blog
Continues arguing…
Hansen : kfc ?
Me and William argues again.. totally ignoring that emo ret**d
Hansen : KFC ??
Hansen : KFC ??????
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : KFC ??
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang : c***i
Hansen : KFC ?
Williamyang : WAT LAR
Williamyang : k*n
Williamyang : F****R
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : kfc ??
Hansen : can kfc ??
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen : can go kfc ?
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : can kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : CAN KFC ?????
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : oiiiiiiiii
Hansen : wan kfc or dinner or not la
Hansen : y no one answering
Hansen : all dun emo can ar ??
Williamyang : don wan
Hansen : kfc laaaaaaaaaa
Williamyang : how u go ?
Hansen : u drive.
Williamyang : but i don wan go
Williamyang : so how ar ?
Hansen : go laaa
Hansen : wei jian
Hansen : wei jian !!!
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Jian : WATT!!
Williamyang : n***a eh
Williamyang : c***i eh
Hansen : kfc ?
Jian : anything..
Williamyang : c***i
Williamyang : u go urself lar
Hansen : dun emo la
HanSen : wan kfc ?
Williamyang : i don wan can ar
Williamyang : niama eh c***i p*k**a ho lang par k*n
Hansen : come laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Williamyang : u pay petrol oil ar ? c***i eh
Hansen : come laaaaaaaa
Hansen : serious one
Hansen : wan kfc bor ?
Williamyang : kia lorh
Hansen : kk
Hansen : i call wei jian
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : wei jian !!

After nearly 2 hours of lame conversation.. we went KFC.

Now, you know what's a "no-life" situation when you see one. So, get a life man...

P.S : No offence to anyone. I'm not referring to any real life person, maybe i do, haha. So if u got offended, please don't be perasan or smalled-gas.

P.S.2 : Jay is releasing his latest album soon and Umbrella has a twin.. Cinderella ..ella ..ella.. feat Chris Brown.

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Woot.. looking at the date this event was held just excites me. This is the mother of all gatherings. The kao kao moh-tak-teng superduperfuberkuperluperpubertuber roticanaitehtarikbahkuttehnasilemak gathering of all gatherings. Lolx.

The 07 07 07 Lethians' Reunion dinner.

At first, the plan was to celebrate Chong Ming's birthday which falls on the 8th July and then it was later turned to a Lethian reunion dinner cum Chong Ming's bday party. We gotta do this for my birthday! Lets do a Wei Jian's birthday party cum Merdeka Celebration. It's the 50th Independence Day for our country man. We as Malaysians! Haha.

Anyways, the people who organized this grand reunion 2 months beforehand.. *drum rolls*

Jay Fan ( the small-eyed ah beng) & Jook Hoor ( the professional camwhorer) ^^

Special thanks to them

Ok, now, back to the event. The venue was at the Old Taman Rashna restaurant. Everyone arrived there at around 7pm to 7.30pm except for one VIP Jook Hoor who arrived damm late, like 8.10pm late. I arrived at 07 hr 07 min 07 sec. How i wish..

People from 1L, 1T, 5 Arts, 5 Science, one Std 6, one friend's boyfriend, and two friends' girlfriends attended. I'm not being friend-cist, lolx. Some were there to celebrate their 7 years of friendship as well, according to William. Ya rite.. Some couldn't make it due to personal reasons.. I fully understand. To compensate for that, let's think of a present to buy me.

Enough crapping.. Let the pictures do the talking..

The 4 tables of crazy friends...

After all that fun eating delicious cusines, catching up with old friends, staring at friends and doing the who-the-hell-are-you impression, shouting across the room using microphones, off key karaoke session, vodka drinking, finally came the 2nd part of the gathering. Celebrating Chong Ming, my 7 years friend birthday. Haha..

The birthday boy.. too emo.

The birthday cake. Damm! Chocolate ice cream with chocolate coating and chocolate peanuts... and i didn't even get to taste it.

After all that, i think this was the real main event of the night...

CAMWHOOORRINGG!!!

7 years of friendship

11 years of friendship. I understand your feeling, Hao Wei.

13 years of friendships..
in the middle of somewhere, class war 1 happened.
Over checkers! purposely want bring it out. bring back memories eh!

Good friends.
Yes Hui Ping, i know.. Smaller at the face, bustier at the fronts right..I'll edit if i have the time. Lolx. Jkjk... you look pretty already.

Look like a pyramid eh..

I'm not sure how this came about..

Ching Hoay and Me... Miss her loads.

The Four BBF..

The pirated BBF..

Literary.Acclaimed.Most.Execrable

Gotta put this up for some devilish reason.
Beyond Cuteness...ADORABLE!!
sorry, william.

Group picture of the night. Some weren't in the picture.

At about 11pm, everyone all went their ways. I went to Wei Len's house to lepak sleep. Have an enjoyable time..

P.S : Video of Jeremy singing... Nice.

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Can't figure out a suitable title for it. But here goes. On Tues night, STACT club and the Dancing Club organize a dancing competition event. It was very good and there were really a lot of great dancers. Even children below the age of 8 could dance very well with girls shaking their bodies, and boys below 5 doing handstand and breakdancing. It makes me feel old. I took pictures but it ain't good coz i was sitting at the side and there's the lamp blocking with small figures dancing, although i was sitting in the 3rd row. So, i'm not going to post it. Lolx. Soooory..

On Sat, went to Taylors Subang and Geraldine got me to Curve, meeting up with the S8s. I'll post the pictures once Shawn upload them.We had our brunch at an expensive restaurant. Couldn't remember the name. We only call a few dishes and it cost rm300+ and my lecturer, Ms. Ng, pays for everything. Thanks. Although i feel a bit guilty.

Edit: Pictures are here.

All of us at the s8 gathering.

Bon Appetite!

Then we headed for ...


Transformers. Lolx. I'm a fan, man. How can i not watch this movie. Once i found out that there will be a Transformer movies coming soon in 2007, I have been waiting for it ever since.

Rating : 9.5/10 Lolx. A bit biased, but i don't give a damm. ^^ 0.5 was because Optimus Prime kept losing to Megatron. I'm like wth..

Get me Transformers 2. Sigh. There will be a sequel, and maybe a trilogy coming up. But it will be in 2009.

Edit: A few pictures for the fans who are crazy of Transformers like me.

The Autobots : Bumblebee, Jazz, Optimus Prime, Ironhide

My favourite : Blackout of the Decepticons! MH-53 Pave Low

The Cars : Peterbilt truck, 2008 Chevrolet Camaro, GMC Topkick pick-up truck, Pontiac Solstice, Search & Rescue Hummer H2, Saleen-modified Ford Mustang police car, and F-22 Raptor.