Of 1001 Life-less Ways

Phew.. exhausted after what felt like hours of extensive sleeping reading and revising for my ECO test. Well, glad it was worth it.

Anyways, two days ago was my first ever presentation after a very looong time. All i could say is that i really screwed everything all up for me and my partner. Crapping all the way non stop and lost track of time. As the result, i end up rushing my points, my partner who practiced so hard for the presentation have to rush everything too. Sorry. U know who you are.

Some of my friends presenting..

Wang Shuo and Lik Guan

Melissa and ..... lolx. forgotten her name.

After presentation.

Now for lesson 1001.

I'm not sure who or how it started, but this phrase has fast been getting the attention it deserve and everyone is using it..

" Eh, you damm no life la" or " You got life wan ah?"

So, for those who wants to fit in the crowd and be up-to-date or use this deadly phrases to kill pwn your irritating friends, read on. First, you have to know if you are one of the life-less person and how to use them. In order for you not to get embarrassed or fired back.

Actions that proves you are a lifeless person.

1. Listening to lame and dinosaurs-aged songs.
2. Eating alone.
3. Watching movies alone.
   
4. Playing DoTA or BS most of the time.
5. Irritating friends in Messenger when you have nothing better to do.
6. Sending multiple spam nudges.
7. Commenting on every little small microscopic tak-boleh-dilihat things all the time.
8. Repeating same phrases or words or discussions over and over and over again almost everyday. Worse than amnesia.
9. Having a pointless conversation.
10. Acting cute.
    
11. Writing a blog. lolx.
12. Eating as slow as an ant finishing a whole watermelon.
13. Having an outing lesser than or equivalent to 3 people.
14. Didn't catch Transformers or Spiderman 3.
15. Be-friending lifeless friends. So, get rid of them. lolx.
16. Attempting multiple suicidal attempts to cause dramatic effects.
    

If you are any of the listed above, YES, sad to tell you. You are one of the life-less person.
To further illustrate, here is an example.

Conversation between me, William and Hansen on where to have our dinner... It's a long convo.

Hansen : kfc can ??
Williamyang : dinning hall lar
Williamyang : who drive?
Hansen : u la
Williamyang : so i decide la
Hansen : can we go kfc today ?
Williamyang : dinning hall
Jian : dining hall also dunit drive la
Jian : y u decide?
Williamyang : then where ?
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : no
Jian : hansen u enuff fat already la..
Me and William arguing over lame things.
Hansen : ei kfc can ??
Williamyang : no
Williamyang : i want save money
Hansen : kfc can ?
Williamyang : no
Jian : .......
Jian : d**m u guys!
Williamyang : today we eat dinning hall
Hansen : kfc can ??
Williamyang : NO
Me and William argue again…
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : no
Continue arguing…
Williamyang : all emo l**j**o mer
Williamyang : everything tat i do, reminds of u
Williamyang : i miss you
Williamyang : when u walk away, i count the steps tat u take
Williamyang : do u c how much i need u right now
Williamyang just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang : c***i
Williamyang : p***ma
Williamyang : k**
Williamyang : f**k**s
Williamyang : can reply ar
Williamyang : c***i
Jian : -_- ||
Jian : eh can get a life ah?
Jian :damm m**k*y.
Williamyang : haizz
Williamyang : all doing wat ?
Williamyang : i feel very lonely lar
Hansen : kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen :kfc ?
Jian : lamest convo i ever had in my entire life.
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : u both emo larh
Williamyang : haizz
Jian : wasted 70 minutes of my life.
Williamyang : y u all cannot be happy like me ?
Jian : f**k u la hansen.
Jian : wats ur problem!@
Jian : damm no life!!
Hansen : kfc ??
Jian : k********************c!!!
Hansen : kfc ??
Hansen : can we go kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Me and William argue again…
Williamyang : come la kfc
Williamyang : but how u goin?
Argues continue…
Hansen : kfc can ?
Williamyang : how
Williamyang : go now la
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang : c***i lar
Williamyang : want go, go now lar
Williamyang : k*n
Argues again… sigh
Williamyang : ppl got no life, only blog
Continues arguing…
Hansen : kfc ?
Me and William argues again.. totally ignoring that emo ret**d
Hansen : KFC ??
Hansen : KFC ??????
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen : Sent a wink
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : KFC ??
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang : c***i
Hansen : KFC ?
Williamyang : WAT LAR
Williamyang : k*n
Williamyang : F****R
Hansen : kfc ?
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : kfc ??
Hansen : can kfc ??
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen : can go kfc ?
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : can kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : CAN KFC ?????
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : oiiiiiiiii
Hansen : wan kfc or dinner or not la
Hansen : y no one answering
Hansen : all dun emo can ar ??
Williamyang : don wan
Hansen : kfc laaaaaaaaaa
Williamyang : how u go ?
Hansen : u drive.
Williamyang : but i don wan go
Williamyang : so how ar ?
Hansen : go laaa
Hansen : wei jian
Hansen : wei jian !!!
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Jian : WATT!!
Williamyang : n***a eh
Williamyang : c***i eh
Hansen : kfc ?
Jian : anything..
Williamyang : c***i
Williamyang : u go urself lar
Hansen : dun emo la
HanSen : wan kfc ?
Williamyang : i don wan can ar
Williamyang : niama eh c***i p*k**a ho lang par k*n
Hansen : come laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Williamyang : u pay petrol oil ar ? c***i eh
Hansen : come laaaaaaaa
Hansen : serious one
Hansen : wan kfc bor ?
Williamyang : kia lorh
Hansen : kk
Hansen : i call wei jian
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen : wei jian !!

After nearly 2 hours of lame conversation.. we went KFC.

Now, you know what's a "no-life" situation when you see one. So, get a life man...

P.S : No offence to anyone. I'm not referring to any real life person, maybe i do, haha. So if u got offended, please don't be perasan or smalled-gas.

P.S.2 : Jay is releasing his latest album soon and Umbrella has a twin.. Cinderella ..ella ..ella.. feat Chris Brown.