So, for those who wants to fit in the crowd and be up-to-date or use this
deadly phrases to
kill pwn your irritating friends, read on. First, you have to know if you are one of the life-less person and how to use them. In order for you not to get embarrassed or fired back.
Actions that proves you are a lifeless person.
- Listening to lame and dinosaurs-aged songs.
Eating alone.- Watching movies alone.
Playing DoTA or BS most of the time. - Irritating friends in Messenger when you have nothing better to do.
- Sending multiple spam nudges.
- Commenting on every little small microscopic tak-boleh-dilihat things all the time.
- Repeating same phrases or words or discussions over and over and over again almost everyday. Worse than amnesia.
- Having a pointless conversation.
- Acting cute.
Writing a blog. lolx.- Eating as slow as an ant finishing a whole watermelon.
- Having an outing lesser than or equivalent to 3 people.
- Didn't catch Transformers or Spiderman 3.
- Be-friending lifeless friends.
So, get rid of them. lolx. - Attempting multiple suicidal attempts to cause dramatic effects.
If you are any of the listed above, YES, sad to tell you. You are one of the life-less person.
To further illustrate, here is an example.
Conversation between me, William and Hansen on where to have our dinner... It's a long convo.
Hansen
: kfc can ??
Williamyang
: dinning hall lar
Williamyang
: who drive?
Hansen
: u la
Williamyang
: so i decide la
Hansen
: can we go kfc today ?
Williamyang
: dinning hall
Jian
: dining hall also dunit drive la
Jian
: y u decide?
Williamyang
: then where ?
Hansen
: kfc ?
Williamyang
: no
Jian
: hansen u enuff fat already la..
Me and William arguing over lame things.Hansen
: ei kfc can ??
Williamyang
: no
Williamyang
: i want save money
Hansen
: kfc can ?
Williamyang
: no
Jian : .......
Jian
: d**m u guys!
Williamyang
: today we eat dinning hall
Hansen
: kfc can ??
Williamyang
: NO
Me and William argue again…Hansen
: kfc ?
Williamyang
: no
Continue arguing…Williamyang
: all emo l**j**o mer
Williamyang
: everything tat i do, reminds of u
Williamyang
: i miss you
Williamyang
: when u walk away, i count the steps tat u take
Williamyang
: do u c how much i need u right now
Williamyang just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang
: c***i
Williamyang
: p***ma
Williamyang
: k**
Williamyang
: f**k**s
Williamyang
: can reply ar
Williamyang
: c***i
Jian
: -_- ||
Jian
: eh can get a life ah?
Jian
:damm m**k*y.
Williamyang
: haizz
Williamyang
: all doing wat ?
Williamyang
: i feel very lonely lar
Hansen
: kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
:kfc ?
Jian
: lamest convo i ever had in my entire life.
Hansen
: kfc ?
Williamyang
: u both emo larh
Williamyang
: haizz
Jian
: wasted 70 minutes of my life.
Williamyang
: y u all cannot be happy like me ?
Jian : f**k u la hansen.
Jian
: wats
ur problem!@
Jian
: damm no life!!
Hansen
: kfc ??
Jian
: k********************c!!!
Hansen
: kfc ??
Hansen
: can we go kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Me and William argue again…Williamyang
: come la kfc
Williamyang
: but how u goin?
Argues continue…Hansen
: kfc can ?
Williamyang
: how
Williamyang
: go now la
Hansen
: kfc ?
Williamyang
: c***i lar
Williamyang
: want go, go now lar
Williamyang
: k*n
Argues again… sighWilliamyang
: ppl got no life, only blog
Continues arguing…Hansen
: kfc ?
Me and William argues again.. totally ignoring that emo ret**d
Hansen
: KFC ??
Hansen
: KFC ??????
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
:
Sent a wink Hansen
:
Sent a wink Hansen
:
Sent a wink Hansen
:
Sent a winkHansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
: KFC ??
Hansen
just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang
: c***i
Hansen
: KFC ?
Williamyang
: WAT LAR
Williamyang
: k*n
Williamyang
: F****R
Hansen
: kfc ?
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
: kfc ??
Hansen
: can kfc ??
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen
: can go kfc ?
Williamyang has left the conversation.
Williamyang has been added to the conversation.
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
: can kfc ?
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
: CAN KFC ?????
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
: oiiiiiiiii
Hansen
: wan kfc or dinner or not la
Hansen
: y no one answering
Hansen
: all dun emo can ar ??
Williamyang
: don wan
Hansen
: kfc laaaaaaaaaa
Williamyang
: how u go ?
Hansen
: u drive.
Williamyang
: but i don wan go
Williamyang
: so how ar ?
Hansen
: go laaa
Hansen
: wei jian
Hansen
: wei jian !!!
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Jian
: WATT!!
Williamyang
: n***a eh
Williamyang
: c***i eh
Hansen
: kfc ?
Jian
: anything..
Williamyang
: c***i
Williamyang
: u go urself lar
Hansen
: dun emo la
HanSen
: wan kfc ?
Williamyang
: i don wan can ar
Williamyang
: niama eh c***i p*k**a ho lang par k*n
Hansen
: come laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Williamyang
: u pay petrol oil ar ? c***i eh
Hansen
: come laaaaaaaa
Hansen
: serious one
Hansen
: wan kfc bor ?
Williamyang
: kia lorh
Hansen
: kk
Hansen
: i call wei jian
Hansen just sent you a nudge.
Hansen
: wei jian !!
After nearly 2 hours of lame conversation.. we went KFC.
Now, you know what's a "no-life" situation when you see one. So, get a life man...
P.S : No offence to anyone. I'm not referring to any real life person,
maybe i do, haha. So if u got offended, please don't be
perasan or
smalled-gas.
P.S.2 : Jay is releasing his latest album soon and Umbrella has a twin.. Cinderella ..ella ..ella.. feat Chris Brown.